🔥 Catching Fire: How To Monetise Your Mugshot  💰

August 31, 2023
      

Step 1: Make history as the first former or existing president to face criminal charges, for giving hush-money to a porn star during your own election campaign. 

Step 2: Get arrested two more times, on suspicion of willful retention of national security information, as well as interfering with the peaceful transfer of power. No biggie. 

Step 3: Upon your fourth arrest in 5 months (this time for trying to interfere with the results of the 2020 presidential election), make sure you give a little Grinch to the camera and have your mugshot released to the public.

Step 4: Sit back and relax as the image is sprung to virality, and have your own campaign begin selling merchandise of the famous mugshot. Watch as others begin cashing in on the opportunity.

Step 5: Of course, plead not guilty and await your trials. One of which is set to begin the day before key primary elections take place on Super Tuesday. Perfect.